DISASTROUS EVENTS THAT HATE on a first date or event which denotes that WOULD BE BEFORE WITH A PICKLE IN WHICH YOU ass
1 .- late.
2 .- That the first thing to do to get to the restaurant to put your mobile on the table.
3 .- I choose my food when I've said what I wanted and go for my tastes.
4 .- Do not stop watching the clock.
5 .- That comes not fixed. Arregladoperoquenosemenote I will roll, but come with holes in my pants and shirt so cool I do not.
6 .- Do not stop talking about it, how well the company is going, soon it will partner up, they bought the best car on the market , which has a loft that I have to go to go see that night because you know when I will return to see MANDEEEEEEEEEE ?????
7 .- To believe that is giving me a unique opportunity to be with him, that if I made a hole in his busy schedule to be with me, go flat, as if I had you dejases thankful that I be with you if you've been is because you wanted to, last straw!
8 .- Can not Stop complaining about everything, that if the restaurant table is near the bathroom, if the waiter is slow, if the cloth is stained, that wine is cold ,....
9 .- Do not stop saying he is tired of life because if the job takes the family who does not know what to do in life ,.... and when at last breath takes advantage of the moment to say why not try small changes, you drop: Who are you to talk about my life? Come on, we have been fucked, we found the typical quejón without cojones to change anything because basically like your kind of life, indeed revels in it. So you complain Pa? Send carallo.
10 .- Have Babitas white in the corner of his mouth. Sorry, but I can not take it !!!!!
11 .- Do not make me either a compliment or what I wear, or the hair, or the colony ... let a: That you're beautiful tonight, it would be appreciated!
12 .- Do not stop talking about the CARO wonderful car that has been purchased.
13 .- ridiculing what I like and I of thousands of scientific data and stuns me with information to conclude that I have no right to life by liking certain things.
14 .- Do not let me talk!
15 .- To look at all the girls who cross the path without looking at me not even when you're talking!!
16 .- That you call a friend on our date and tell you that fucks the gym instructor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 .- Do not stop telling me about his mother, how well it cooks, how much you care ...
18 .- That answer the phone when you are with me.
19 .- To make the threat of his wallet to pay, but no later than 5 minutes to do it!!
20 .- That once paid will not have the decency of waiting to grab my things and have to leave guns behind him at the speed of sound.
21 .- That after a disastrous evening is thought to be fucked only by her looks. BALLS.
22 .- What if you do not fuck with him tell me I'm wasting an opportunity that is offered only once in their life, and I come up with philosophical milongas that if you have to catch trains that pass through your life, you have to devour life ,....
23 .- That in 35 years still living at home with their parents and without regard for independence, because we will see Where we are better off than parents' house?
24 .- That is arrogant.
25 .- What is a "Ghost." Let your will say that you love Javier Bardem and tells you he knows it, and then when you start to ask questions because you have been hallucinating, is that a friend who has an acquaintance who in turn is a cousin of another having a hairdresser, once cut his hair.
But the worst, worst of all by far is YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EX !!!!!!!!
(if you know, I am asking too much, no wonder you do not have rope, and I'm getting very demanding!)
