Thursday, October 14, 2010

When I Eat A Lot My Stomach Sticks Out



MOTHERS (I)

Ring, Ring, Ringgggggggggggggggg
Mother: Milo, tomorrow at two in restaurant, right?

Milo: No, mother, I told you yesterday, I repeated it yesterday and I tell you again today, we were at one in the restaurant.

Mother: Well, well so do not get my daughter, that the two will be there. Milo

: Mama do not understand the one?? There are two IS THE ONE, where we stayed.

Mother: Do not yell at me I'm not deaf, I've already understood, but is that your father is coming soon that is why we both do better. Milo

: AND WHY NOT YOU TOLD ME WHEN I asked what time OS was better ?????? (Lord give me fuerzasssss)

Mother: Because in that moment I did not think I was wrong once, but now that I think (section 1: are eleven in the morning we left) I think I am going wrong.

Milo: You think?? How you think you go wrong? I have been divine inspiration, go to the hairdresser 'by a sudden, you've broken an arm, the aliens have landed (this I think, do not say out loud that I would nail a full-fledged clequa) I say so now that's eleven?? Mother, we are at the two (note the error when I said) and not more talk and I want to see you and father point, right??

Mother: Vale my daughter because we both see there, not because you get so stubborn if the end is when I say, you had told me early and we had saved all this conversation. Beware (paragraph 2) and up in a while.

fuck HOW TO BE MOTHERS ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MENTAL IOLs THAT MAKE YOUR KIDS WITH SILLY TIMES OF DISCUSSION.

(ITEM 2: Mothers always say that, whatever you do, you go to the gynecologist, be careful and wash your baby, you're going to work, be careful and watch the road, you go back home alone at night be careful and take baby pepper spray).

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